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Dec 14

jacob:

Art Fry, inventor of Post-it Notes. From David Friedman’s awesome Inventor Portrait series.

jacob:

Art Fry, inventor of Post-it Notes. From David Friedman’s awesome Inventor Portrait series.

LOLA comes correct and hilarious with the transcribed text of an “Off-duty police officer’s 911 call after making and eating pot brownies.”  Remember that one?
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LOLA comes correct and hilarious with the transcribed text of an “Off-duty police officer’s 911 call after making and eating pot brownies.”  Remember that one?

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Alcohol in Powder Form
Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.  “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.

Alcohol in Powder Form

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.

shampoo-suicide:

martymcfly:

becktionary:

BEYOND AWESOME: whiskeyclone.net/fanfare

Wow, go Beck go.

WUT.  THIS IS AWESOME

shampoo-suicide:

martymcfly:

becktionary:

BEYOND AWESOME: whiskeyclone.net/fanfare

Wow, go Beck go.

WUT. THIS IS AWESOME

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thedailywhat:

T Campbell and John Waltrip: “Epic Mickey”
Prints of the 50-character-strong “last word in Marvel/Disney satirical mashups” available here for a measely $15.
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thedailywhat:

T Campbell and John Waltrip:Epic Mickey

Prints of the 50-character-strong “last word in Marvel/Disney satirical mashups” available here for a measely $15.

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2010 Bubble Calendar 
Want.

2010 Bubble Calendar

Want.

Contemporary Bathroom Inspiration from Laufen 
Wow.

Contemporary Bathroom Inspiration from Laufen

Wow.

Mark Jenkins

Mark Jenkins

John Frusciante Allegedly Quit Red Hot Chili Peppers -

Again??

ericlodwick:

kevindavidcrowe:

danielnavetta:

 “Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after two  days.  I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great  stories.  But two things made me take it down.    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they  almost wrecked when they drove by.    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed  herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake  until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).  By the way, she was  one of the many people who attempted to do that.  My yard couldn’t take  it either.  I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally  drove up my yard.”
-hilarious.

This is fucking awesome!

ericlodwick:

kevindavidcrowe:

danielnavetta:


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

-hilarious.

This is fucking awesome!

Gay Guevara

Gay Guevara

Bradford Cox Shares 2005 Deerhunter Album With the Internet

Bradford Cox Shares 2005 Deerhunter Album With the Internet

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?